'Tim Fountain is a very naughty boy' - Evening Standard. 'Mr Fountain is plainly an egomaniac' - Daily Mail. 'Fountain makes dirty Britain sound disarmingly funny because he's disarmingly funny' - Independent. 'Rock, Tim Fountain's remarkable bio play' - Sunday Telegraph. 'Resident Alien is a masterclass in the monologue..a classic' - The Stage. 'Tim Fountain is a professional fudgepacker' - anonymous blogger. 'Even Tony Parsons would have to accept she's an absolute cult after seeing this' - Time Out. 'Tim Fountain is a pervert' - Taki in The Spectator. 'Fountain is a surprisingly engaging performer' - Telegraph. 'Close your eyes and imagine Alan Bennett talking extremely dirty' - The Times. 'The showoff's handmaiden' - Peter York